DISCLAIMER: Our original goal was to make a video that was sort of cute and sort of funny and sort of an introduction to who we are. But we don’t know how to use iMovie. And we don’t know how to edit with iMovie. And we don’t know how to start a song at the part we want to start it at. And we don’t know how to not make the screen go dim. And we don’t know how to not make the video freeze part of the way through. And we don’t know how to coordinate our lip syncing. And we don’t know how to stop recording when we’re done. And we don’t know how to cut out the part of the video at the end in which we’re wildly narcissistic about how funny we think we are.
The silver lining here is that there are things that we do know how to do. Like, Jamie knows how to sort of pick her nose near the beginning. And I know how to chug wine at an inappropriate pace somewhere near the middle. And like, we know how to spell the phrase “HI MOM.” So, we’ll call it a wash, no?
Also, to further understand Jamie and I prior to this weekend’s shenanigans, please read this post that is less of a post and more of a glossary of the terms that we use because we spend too much time together to bother with regular English.
Also, vagina.
kiss kiss bang bang,
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I mean, WHO ARE WE.
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING AND AWESOME AND GET READY PEOPLE BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT
ACTUAL NONSTOP IN REAL LIFE CAPS LOCK.
GLORY HOLE EMBARRASSING
I mean, AT SOME POINT, I'M THE WEB DESIGNER AND I DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO STOP iMOVIE.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK FUCK IS THAT ABOUT!?
HI MOM
kkbb, j. f.
AND I'M THE CONDESCENDING BITCH WHORE WHO THINKS WE'RE “SO FUNNY”
rainbow awesome.
Don't you love that YOU were the person who first received the rainbow text?!? WE CREDIT EVERYTHING TO YOU.
I love how 99% of the comments are from you two ladies.
And that Nicole doesn't open her mouth once during the whole thing except to chug wine.
I actual times three cannot wait for FREAKING VEGAS!
Hahahahahahahaha I love the end the best “Like we're so funny. Press stop”
hilar. love it.
That just made my whole week.
We basically made this video for you. Recognize.
We have another video for you, too.
Wink wink.
Knudge knudge.
wine buckets. the end.
wine buckets minus anonymity. the actual end.
I have apparently put my life in the hands of these ladies.
Question regarding the glossary: If I am rainbow stoked, am I allowed to verbally yell “CAPS LOCK”? Or does that not make any sense actual times three?
No boy bloggers allowed? And, at that moment, I realized I might be the only guy on earth reading Jamie's blog? Is that possible?
I just think that, if you're rainbow stoked, there are no rules, you know?
Eh, at least i now know, that i am not alone.
2 funny, witty, sexy blogger chicks + music + wine = WIN. I bow to your greatness.
Interesting side note, after watching the video on YouTube, on the right where it always has the similar video suggestions and what not, the first one is a Pussycat Dolls vid. You both may have missed your calling.
not at all alone. I'm guessing Jamie's guy fan base is massive.
Touchée.